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07 October 2007

Two violinists

Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact
the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a
heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the
next day.
Abe - I can't believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?
Max - Well, it's great, but I've got good news, and I've got bad
news...The good news is that there's a fantastic orchestra up here,
and in fact, we're playing "Sheherezade," your favorite piece,
tomorrow night!
Abe - So what's the bad news?
Max - Well, you're booked to play the solo!