Joke time ... Spaghetti

I have been away from my computer pass couple days, just busy and & tired. Anyway, here's a joke for Friday. :-)

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
> years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
> that
> she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
> would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly
> have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
> provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked
> how
> he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her
> to
> simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti" on the back. He would
> then arrange for child support payments to begin.
>
> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His
> wife
> said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just
> give
> it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the ! card
> and
> watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.
>
>
> On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
> meatballs, one without! Request bread...

Happy Friday and enjoy!

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[E_N_G_I_N_E_E_R_S] How to wash a T-shirt

forward email from Ylan.

Been married over 13 years and been doing my hubby's laundry, and since there's a t-shirt label like THIS I want one labeled "TAKE IT TO THE CLEANERS SO YOUR WIFE CAN DO MORE BLOGGING!" hahaha...

Happy weekend everyone. God bless!

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Hormones...Hillarious!

Joke time muna!

My friend email this to me, thought of sharing to you all. Just so you know guys I don't have a mood ring, so hubby don't get any a red mark on his forehead. :-)

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> > SAFER: What did I do wrong?
> > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> > SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
> >
13 Things PMS Stands For:
> > 1. Pass My Shotgun
> > 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
> > 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
> > 4. Puffy Mid-Section
> > 5. People Make me Sick
> > 6. Provide Me with Sweets
> > 7. Pardon My Sobbing
> > 8. Pimples May Surface
> > 9. Pass My Sweatpants
> > 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
> > 11. Plainly, Men Suck
> > 12. Pack My Stuff
> >
...and my alltime favorite...
> > 13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends...and those who might need a good laugh... or men who need a warning.

And remember : Money talks...but chocolate sings.

Another thing...My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

Here, have some chocolate.

Ate Nina welcome back! Nagkita pala kayo ni Prescy wow! Share some pictures Ate.

Have a wonderful weekend everyone and enjoy!

...Hugs to all...

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Life Saving (Funny)

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman pulls the boy's pants down, carefully takes hold of his testicles, and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly! After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her profusely, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," she says, "Divorce attorney."

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