Joke time ... Spaghetti

I have been away from my computer pass couple days, just busy and & tired. Anyway, here's a joke for Friday. :-)

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
> years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
> that
> she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
> would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly
> have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
> provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked
> how
> he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her
> to
> simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti" on the back. He would
> then arrange for child support payments to begin.
>
> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His
> wife
> said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just
> give
> it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the ! card
> and
> watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.
>
>
> On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
> meatballs, one without! Request bread...

Happy Friday and enjoy!