Supermarket

Forward joke...hehehe...

> The new fancy supermarket near our house has an
> automatic water mister
> that keeps the produce fresh. Just before it comes on,
> you hear the sound of
> distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
>
> When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing
> and experience
> the scent of fresh hay.
>
> When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck
> and cackle and the
> air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and
> eggs frying.
>
> The veggie department features the smell of fresh
> buttered corn or frying onions.
>
> . . . . . I don't buy toilet paper there any more